(773): You're such a slut. (318): I prefer opportunist.

Words to the wise.

If you meet two guys in one weekend, and one happens to be a frat guy...go with the other one.

Don't get me wrong. I love my boys. Some of my best memories of life have been spent at that house, or in the company of those men. However, three years of experience states....

if the reason they're so awesome is because they party all the time, do you even want them to stop partying and settle down with you?

It's like taming a wild bronco....and I just don't have time for that.

...Sex in the Library

it's gotten to the point where i walk into the library and case the area for seductive spots.

i peruse the shelves, looking not for a book, but definitely for something to read.

WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN?!?!?!?!?

i'm not looking for anything serious, hell, i don't even want to date. but a girl needs some lovin, ya dig?

Friends with benefits...come out of the shadows!!

....i've got handcuffs behind the checkout counter.....